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sooooo, i am a die hard Beyonce fan.  I need to meet her personally because she's just a bad ass chic.  fly to the 3rd degree.  just a little taste of what has happened and what is about to come.

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I am sooooooo ready for this new album to drop.

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:: Audemars Piguet watch

Dimples in ya necktie

Hermes briefcase

Cartier top clips

Silk Lined Blazers

Diamond creamed facials

VVS cuff links

6 star pent suites::

Sandals....

...with SOCKS irritate the hell out of me.  If i see this one more time i am going to go insane.  One of the biggest fashion NO NO'S in the WORLD! So what if the sun is shinning and you decide to were sandals.  Socks and flip-flops don't go.

::gives everyone who wears socks and sandals the evil eye::

Sometimes all i want to say is...

FUCK YOU!! So, you know i can't wait for Lil' Kim's CD to drop: Ms. Goat! This is for all of them haters! Rep it Kim!!

:: i'm fly like jet blue::

::sticks middle finger up in the air::

That's So Raven...It's the Future i Can See

i used to love watching the Cosby show.  It gave aspiration to black families around the world that they can aspire to be successful, and live a luxurious life! But who caught your eye the most?  I think little Raven was adorable! Fresh, sassy, and with good hair! Now look at the adult disney star....coming back into the spot light that she was once in! 

::fierce::

Star Jones= DIVORCED!

You know its funny how America prides itself on the ideals of a nice family, great home, and marriage.  But it seems as though, once you get married it is only time when you will be signing to say i want out of this damn relationship.  Well Star Jones has officially done that! To her "no, i'm not gay" husband, they are in the process of getting divorced!  I mean STAR is looking ultra thin and fab now a days that she got that tummy tuck (cause no one wants to see a gut)! 

::how she got that pre-nup signed::

Baby Suri

You have to admit...Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes baby is too cute! Although i would have to say Tom is a little crazy in the head, especially after seeing that episode of Oprah, and his religion of Scientology! But damn, their baby be dressed in the finest clothes from head to toe!

Aint this a Bitch!

Ever since i got my car i've been enjoying the luxury of driving where i want, when i want, and how i want with no one tellin me a damn thing.  Paid in cash and put in my name, i own a Jeep Liberty.  [caution: watch out, cause i might hit your ass and keep it movin] As i was reading the news, gas has gone over $4 bucks.  Now i will be damned if i'm payin that much money to drive my shit nor will i be givin free rides. Aint gone happen.  Neva.  The funny part about the news article was, gas is cheaper in Newark, NJ! Hmmmmmm......now what does that say about NJ, when living expenses are high as shit, yet gas prices are the lowest in the country.

::parks car and buys a bike::

Weeds!

If you like to smoke weed, then the hit show on Showtime is where you need to be.  I just recently started watchin' weeds, you know, since it was 4/20 this past weekend i mind as well, right?  So my friend has Season 1 and Season 2 and lets just say, i need to buy Season 3.  I'm addicted and didn't know it.  When someone comes up with a great story line with a a rich white suburban woman in Agrestic, California, selling weed and gettin her hustle& flow on, there is no wonder i am attached to the television screen like i was addicted to weed my damn self.  Well much to my liking, one of the Olson's is on the show and it is going to make it even better.  Let's just say, the story line is unheard of and i am lovin it.

::roles an L and watches Weeds::

Kate Nash

i am lovin the UK lately. From Estelle to Kate Nash to Lily Allan, the UK is droppin some hott artists that i just cannot resist. I went to see Kate Nash, my treat with my bestests, we saw Kate do the damn thing at the 9:30 club. All i can say is, i lost my voice and my feet were sore. She is just amazing and i am loving here more and more.

The New It Girl!

She's black, from London, & most importantly, she is signed with Kanye and John Legend.  Who am i talkin about you may ask? None other than Estelle. She is the new voice that we have all been looking forward too, and she had the opportunity to grace D.C. with her presence during her performance at the Zanzibar.  Unfortunately, i was not able to attend, but my friend said one word: AMAZING.  Next time, i will be front and center to listen to the sultry voice of hers.

::flawless::

They Say I'm Hopeless...

...like a penny with a whole in it. Damn, was i reminiscin', thinkin about Love Jones! I'm kickin it right now watching it, while my clothes are in the washer and dryer....You can't knock a good movie w/ Nia Long and Larenz Tate!  This song just sets the mode and brings you back to the good ole' days.

Chanel Iman

Naomi Campbell better watch her back. The new "IT" models have exploded to the scene and there is only one name that sticks in everyone's mind: Chanel Iman. Half Korean and Half Black, who would have thought a combination like that would develop a stunning figure like Chanel. She has graced the catwalks of Versace, Valentino, Gucci, Michael Kors, and all the top designers. Her tall statute, long legs, and flawless skin catches the eyes of EVERYONE. She is the new black model that i have been waiting for.  Everything she puts on looks fly to the third degree.  Watch out, cause Chanel Iman is here and about to take the catwalk by storm. FIERCE!

Call her...

MS. Jackson if your nasty. But these days, she only goes by her first name: Janet. Now Janet has been in the public's eye ever since she was a little girl. Hangin with the rest of her family, she developed a sense of identity that enabled her to stand out from the rest of the Jacksons. She gave a glimpse of what is to come of her career on Good Times as Penny and began to evolve as a young lady. Her career would take plight when she would soon fire her father as her manager and her album Control would emerge as her biggest success. From Nasty, to the Pleasure Principle, Janet- Ms. Jackson is you're nasty- bloomed into an international Icon. My favorite album being the Velvet Rope, and probably her most underrated album, with underlining messages within each song such as: What About, Anytime, Anyplace, Together Again, and Go Deep, Janet expressed a side of herself that no one knew existed. Janet has revolutionized dance, along with Madonna, but its Janet we thank for her ability to deliver time after time. Even though there have been some mishaps, the Super Bowl being one of them, Janet has delivered on her latest album: Discipline. Going back to her roots, she has created an album worth listening to. Feedback, Rock With U, and LUV are FIRE and i am lovin Janet right now. A tour in the works? I think so, and i will sure be there singing every song.

Tranny!

This shit is hilarious.  Every time i watch it, i get a laugh out of it.  It makes my day to watch Amy Poehler of SNL impersonate  Christian Siriano from Project Runway. Fierce tranny you better work!

GOOGLE ME!

Funky, flashy, and different! She is the known as the female Pharell from the Neptunes. You might recognize that she was on My Sweet Sixteen on Mtv, now she has a record.  LOVES IT!  I love her style because she is different in comparison to these other bald headed scalawags [aint got no hair in the back; {i couldn't resist}] Teyana Taylor is fresh, fly, and i am diggin it.  Plus, i've been looking for something new: a catch phrase. So when you ask about me next time, my response will be: GOOGLE ME, cause i am a celebrity.

No Matter What People Say...

...She got it going on, who cares what they think....Now yall know i love my girl Foxy, and Remy can get some love too, but lately i've been listenin to Lil' Kim and all i can say is: FIRE!  She just brings it to the mic and i love it.  Give or take she is trying to be the Black Barbie and all that plastic surgery is not doing her justice, her lyrics be gettin me. 'Not Tonight', 'No Matter What People Say', 'No Time', and a shit load more where that came from.  She embodies her beauty and supports her women, while still spittin that Brooklyn hood shit.  She is the Queen Bee, otherwise known as: MS. GOAT.  

i got no time for fake niggaz

just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz

From east to west coast spread love niggaz

And while you niggaz talk shit we count bank figures

I Remember Like it Was Yesterday....

Poison! You know this song was the Truth! She Might Give You That Nolia Clap!

What happened to SWV- Sistas With Voices? I mean, i remember listening to this, groovin like oh ok!

DAMN I MISS THE 90'S!

Toni Braxton: Unbreak Her Heart!

Toni Braxton was admitted to the Las Vegas hospital for heart problems.  With a chronic illness that  messes with her heart, the grammy award winner was hospitalized for chest pains and not being able to breathe.  You remind me of someone that goes to my school.  Get well boo! 

Ill Na Na

Guess who's back?  The ill na na, that's right, Foxy Brown! She may be locked up like Akon, but they are for sure lettin her out.  Home skillet will be the next New York, but with real hair instead of synthetic and rhymes that will shatter a bitch that steps in her way.  While Remy Ma is heading to Riker's, Foxy is coming home.  The possibility of a TV show on VH1 that i would watch faithfully as though it was  Season 1 of Flavor of Love.  What to expect on the show? I don't know, but all i know is she would truly rep Brooklyn and beat the next manicurist that fucks up a nail. Are yall ready for Foxy? I think so!

Manners 1.0

Growing up, i was always taught proper manners.  From excusing yourself from the table, to saying 'yes', 'no', 'please', and 'thank you' to your elders.  Now i know this chick saw me sittin at the table eating and doing homework. She had the audacity to not even say 'hello', put her headphones on, pull out her grab and go, and begin to eat as though she hadn't eatin for weeks.  What? No, i'm sorry, my presence must be known because you are not going to treat me like i am invisible. So being the polite person that i am, i speak, making her feel uncomfortable as though she farted in a room full of people and she was the only one to blame.  Next time she will know to speak even if you doesn't know the person.  Welcome to Manners 1.0!

WTF?

on my way back from parking my car, i got my iphone in my hand checkin my email and got the ipod on full blast listening to that new erykah badu- twinkle- flawless.  As i am walking by observing all that is around me, i had to take a double look at what appears to be an air freshener that says 'i heart my penis'???? what? really? you have to be kidding me! now i don't know who has so much pride in their penis, but damn, do you have to broadcast it to the world? what's next, an air freshener that says 'my vagina smells like vera wang'? America, get your life together, cause it's in shambles!

Mr. & Mrs. Sean Carter

It's official, they are married and i am beyond ecstatic! Well not because they're married, but because i LOVE Beyonce! Some people love her, some love to hate her, some people are just jealous cause they look like shit and can't top her!  But you got to give it to her, SHE'S BAD like Mary J. Blige and a new wig- flawless. Here are some of the guests:

solange, you're wack! end of story!

michele, is that you? get it!

kelly, you're done! like your album!

CONGRATULATIONS! (It's about damn time!)

...A HOT Tranny Mess....

You know what they say, " you can take the girl out the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the girl!" D. Woods, now you know, Diddy should have not let you out in public lookin like that! Now we know you got an NYU education, and yes, the kid is proud of you.  But don't bring that ghetto shit to Bad Boy! You should have listened to the lyrics of your song before you got that new do...SLEEP ON IT, cause that's what you should have done before you got that big ass extra piece of hair added to the side of your head!

Lesson Learned

I love music.  Just the way someone can express themselves through music is just flawless.  I especially love underrated musicians ie. Common, Erykah Badu, Chrisette Michele, and a plethora of other artists.  After tonight's incident, i felt i needed something to just kick back to.  The type of music you kick back and can mash out a 15 page paper to and be like 'damnnnnn that shit is tight'.  So i put on Common's-  U, Black Maybe, and it's the truth!